If you practice well, then I’m happy to sacrifice anything, even my life, for you. Then, I’ll be happier. Happier.
If you walk like this. So, you don’t bump into people. I wish you to have good business. (Thank You, Master. I appreciate it. I will.) If I happen to find the recipe somehow. (I’m in LA Center.) Yes, I’ll send it to you. I will ask for “the bakery person,” maybe if I don’t remember your name. It’s OK. (I love You, Master. Thank You, Master.) Thank you. Thank you. I go to sleep. Sleep well.
Spoons not enough? I find some spoons for you. Here, look at that. (Spoon.) (Spoon.) Even if you have enough spoons, you can have forks. That’s why I didn’t invite people – too many, I don’t have enough equipment. Come here. Here, here, more spoons. (OK.) Spoons and forks. Sit down, lay down, stand down. Good girl. This is a small area. That’s why it’s difficult to invite people. (I think there are enough spoons, Master.) (There are enough spoons.) No. (Yes.) Everybody one spoon. (They got the small spoons.) Small spoon is enough? (I think so.) Everybody has enough? Really? (Yes.) (Have a big spoon as well.) OK. OK.
More (vegan) ice cream, share. (Thank You, Master.) More (vegan) ice cream, (Oh, really?) share. Share it. Oh, no. You don’t have to (Oh, no, no.) scoop in one area. Are you done now? You OK? Hallo, goodbye, (vegan) ice cream, bread… Try, try, try. Here is the plug. Hallo. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Here’s the plug. Plug. Try to plug in if you want. Try it.
OK. Now, the (vegan) ice cream is too hard or? Come on, begin, quickly. Hold it on. Melt it in your heat of excitement. (What’s his name, Master, Your dog[-person]?) Love, (Love.) that’s the dog-, THE dog(-person). (The dog[-person].) You know about him already. (Yes.) The cameramen and all that must also share. (Understood, Master.) Don’t just eat all while they’re working. Somebody can hold the camera. After you eat, you hold the camera, just stand still like that, and then the camera and the light people can eat. (Thank You.) I think I have more. Or not? Oh, have. I have. Camera people, don’t worry. How many? (Two, Master.) How many workers? Three. (Three.) (Three of us, Master.) Three workers, and three over there? (Yes.) I’ll save six for you. (Thank You, Master.) (Thank You.) (Thank You, Master.)
Good, huh? (Good.) All the way from Taiwan (Formosa), very special. (Wow. It’s so good.) Money can’t buy. (So good.) Good, baby? (It’s very, very good, Master.) Bread. Drop it here. There’s nowhere… So much bread. My God, are they feeding the whole village? This is for the working team. I’m putting it back inside, so it won’t melt. (Thank You, Master.) (Thank You.) Meanwhile, you can drool while working. That’s the thing. Somebody has to work. I do it. I’m a grown-up mama. I’m grown up. OK, have one more. Six people, huh? (Yes. Thank You.) Three behind here and three in front? (Yes.) Or five, whatever. OK. I save it for you here. Remember to ask me – (vegan) ice cream. OK? (Yes.) Special. This is for them. After (vegan) ice cream, there’s something else. (Oh, yes.) Tell me when you’re finished. You don’t have any? Come. (Very yummy.) Have your own. “Buddha.” (Thank You, Master.) Have a spoon. Spoon. Give them spoons. If you don’t have one, I have. (Yes, I have a fork.) That’s a fork! Come here.
(Master? I’ve never seen You without high heels. You’re so teeny.) I know. Told you. I told you if I stand up or sit down, it’s similar. (OK.) You didn’t believe me. (It is very cute.) (Who is the white dog[-person] in Your cabin, Master?) White what? (White dog[-person] in Your…) Love. (That’s Love?) THE dog(-person). No, they have two here, and you have two here. (Yes.) Why do you share everything? (Oh.) Yeah. Return it, man. (Return it quickly.) Some people didn’t eat. Here, here, some more. Here. Here, catch. Catch. The working team eats later. I saved it here for you. OK.
(Vegan) ice cream not yet? OK. I’m going to prepare a little bread with vegan mayonnaise, OK? ((Vegan) mayonnaise.) (Thank You, Master.) Good one, very special. (It’s so delicious.) (So delicious.) Good, huh? (Thank You, Master. Thank You very much.) (You have it?) (It’s sweet. Very nice.) What are you doing? (Just looking at the name.) Then you can save the box if you want. (Thank You.) Anybody who didn’t have? (Everybody got it.) (We all have, Master.) I mean, enough? Where is your sister? (She’s working tonight.) But I... Oh, she wasn’t here today? (No. She’s working.) Can you save it somehow? I don’t know how. (Yes. OK.) She can even drink it after it melts. (OK.) (You cook like a Mum.) Oh, yeah. Big mama. Anybody who already finished the (vegan) ice cream, come here. (Thank You, Master.)
Lucky we’re only 20 people. Last time I had 300, or 200-something. They were sitting on my toilet, in my dog(-people)’s house, under my bed, on top of my bed, standing outside, inside, climbing on trees. Just joking. Hey, come, come, come. Don’t touch my hand. Don’t talk into my food, I mean, your food. (Don’t touch.) Everybody, just come one by one and take your stuff. Don’t touch my hand. Because I have to keep it clean. (Yes, yes.) (There’s one Indian lady who didn’t come.) Tell her to come. Where is she? Why didn’t she come? (Because the meditation hall went all dark and then she was...) OK. Then, too bad. (OK.) Karma. Indian karma. Come here. Don’t touch my hand. (OK.) I need to keep clean. Just for fun, alright? (Thank You.) I can’t feed you the whole meal, just for fun. (This is enough.) There, baby. (Thank You, Master.) You have it? Good. Nice, huh? (Delicious.)
I just tasted it the other day and I thought, “Wow, I don’t know if I have enough for the Westerners.” But today, I’ll try it. And whoever has – good; who don’t have – it’s your karma. Come, come, come. (It’s delicious, Master.) Come. Anybody. I’m trying to be fast. I wish we can run fast like in the movies when they want to... (Fast forward.) fast forward. Come for bread. Come here. (Come for bread.) Come for bread. Here. Anyone else? Anyone? Come here. (Me, Master.) Yeah? Me? Anyone who didn’t have, please come forward. Come on. Don’t be shy. (Thank You, Master.) Good boy. Hallo. Hallo. Come here. (Thank You, Master.) Because it’s small, so two. (OK.) Just for fun. (Thank You very much, Master.) Yeah. Wait there, baby. Wait there. I have to make another one for your wife together or she’ll get jealous. (No, she’s not jealous.) (I’m not the jealous type, Master.) Who knows! (No.) No woman can say “I am not the jealous type!” (Or You can ask him then.) Give it to her. (Thank You, Master.) You’re welcome. I had bad experiences. I’m innocent, but bad experiences. Anyone else? Or I eat it all by myself. (Thank You, Master.) Give. (Thank You.) (Thank You.) Give.
I know you don’t have enough, but just too bad. And we just have about enough (vegan) mayonnaise for this group. More, I think not. Anyone? Anyone who doesn’t have? (No, I already have one.) You already have one. What are you doing? (I had already. Thank You.) (The working team.) There you go. (Thank You.) Tastes good, no? (Very good.) Hungry. Also, hungry time, right? (Very tasty.) Latino. Anyone from here? “Buddha” didn’t have. “Big Buddha.” “Big Buddha.” There you go. (Thank You, Master.) You’re welcome. Anyone else?
Photo Caption: C’est La Vie, in the Physical Domain
